| An even worse idea | 23 | 22.17 | 100% | 78% | 44% |
| Armand duplantis fan club | 17 | 25.29 | 100% | 88% | 65% |
| Booz Allen Interns | 16 | 17.50 | 100% | 63% | 13% |
| Hoya gonna stop the Fighting Irish? | 20 | 17.50 | 95% | 50% | 30% |
| I have no buzzer and I must neg | 9 | 15.56 | 89% | 44% | 22% |
| Jeopardy Rejected Ibean Batutu | 10 | 12.00 | 90% | 30% | 0% |
| Michael Touse-Squid | 18 | 17.22 | 94% | 56% | 22% |
| Mountain Dew is Better | 11 | 19.09 | 100% | 73% | 18% |
| Not Just Biking | 23 | 22.17 | 100% | 70% | 52% |
| Ostia Orcas | 12 | 18.33 | 100% | 58% | 25% |
| PC Chris Master Race | 16 | 28.13 | 100% | 100% | 81% |
| Ted Offensive | 12 | 17.50 | 92% | 50% | 33% |
| The Young Jits | 20 | 24.00 | 100% | 90% | 50% |
| They fuck you up your buzz and neg | 17 | 21.18 | 100% | 59% | 53% |
| They'll Just Let Anyone Edit Chicago Open These Days | 20 | 22.50 | 95% | 80% | 50% |
| Virginia Tech | 13 | 12.31 | 77% | 31% | 15% |