| An even worse idea | 24 | 23.75 | 92% | 88% | 58% |
| Armand duplantis fan club | 33 | 22.12 | 100% | 76% | 46% |
| Booz Allen Interns | 36 | 22.78 | 100% | 83% | 44% |
| Hoya gonna stop the Fighting Irish? | 23 | 19.57 | 100% | 70% | 26% |
| I have no buzzer and I must neg | 16 | 16.25 | 100% | 56% | 6% |
| Jeopardy Rejected Ibean Batutu | 18 | 9.44 | 78% | 17% | 0% |
| Michael Touse-Squid | 23 | 23.04 | 100% | 78% | 52% |
| Mountain Dew is Better | 32 | 15.63 | 94% | 38% | 25% |
| Not Just Biking | 35 | 22.00 | 97% | 80% | 43% |
| Ostia Orcas | 22 | 18.64 | 96% | 73% | 18% |
| PC Chris Master Race | 28 | 25.36 | 96% | 82% | 75% |
| Ted Offensive | 20 | 20.50 | 90% | 85% | 30% |
| The Young Jits | 30 | 21.33 | 93% | 73% | 47% |
| They fuck you up your buzz and neg | 24 | 21.67 | 92% | 63% | 63% |
| They'll Just Let Anyone Edit Chicago Open These Days | 39 | 10.51 | 74% | 23% | 8% |
| Virginia Tech | 18 | 20.00 | 100% | 72% | 28% |