| An even worse idea | 4 | 17.50 | 50% | 75% | 50% |
| Armand duplantis fan club | 1 | 30.00 | 100% | 100% | 100% |
| Booz Allen Interns | 4 | 22.50 | 100% | 75% | 50% |
| Hoya gonna stop the Fighting Irish? | 1 | 20.00 | 100% | 0% | 100% |
| I have no buzzer and I must neg | 4 | 20.00 | 100% | 75% | 25% |
| Jeopardy Rejected Ibean Batutu | 3 | 13.33 | 100% | 33% | 0% |
| Michael Touse-Squid | 4 | 25.00 | 100% | 100% | 50% |
| Mountain Dew is Better | 4 | 27.50 | 100% | 100% | 75% |
| Not Just Biking | 4 | 27.50 | 100% | 100% | 75% |
| Ostia Orcas | 1 | 30.00 | 100% | 100% | 100% |
| PC Chris Master Race | 3 | 23.33 | 100% | 100% | 33% |
| Ted Offensive | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 50% | 50% |
| The Young Jits | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| They fuck you up your buzz and neg | 4 | 27.50 | 100% | 100% | 75% |
| They'll Just Let Anyone Edit Chicago Open These Days | 3 | 23.33 | 100% | 67% | 67% |
| Virginia Tech | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |